[REVIEW] A Little Late to the Party: Duke Nukem Forever

IT'S TIME TO FINISH MAKING DNF AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF GUM.

The new Duke Nukem from 3D realms and Gearbox Software has finally launched after seemingly forever (har har). The Ass-Kicking hero is back, and is the same as he always was; More manly than you will ever be.